He probably thinks homosexuality is a sin

How much do you love Christian radio DJ and Gospel Baptist Church pastor Tommy Dale Tester?

He was arrested in - yes - Johnson City, Tennessee. DEEP in the eastern portion of the state. Look it up on a map. Right in that safe, warm spot of America nestled in between West Virginia, North Carolina and Virginia.

But ALL TENNESSEE. His claims to fame:

Public urination. Coppin for a cop cock chug. Skirt wearing. Drunk driving. And praisin' the Lord.

How long before he gets his permanent White house Press Pass?