2 years later

Mark "Kid-Toucher" Foley.

Ted Haggard.

Bob Allen (John McCain's park troll from Florida)

Jeff Gannon is still selling his pecker to Republicans.

Ken Mehlman.

Karl Rove.

Jeff Trandahl.

Of course, Jim Kolbe.

Former Spokane Mayor Jim West.

Mary Cheney.

Perhaps Dennis Hastert?

And tell me someone with pretty lips like Bill Kristol can't be averse to the pole smoke...

And yet, none of them come out, openly, for my partner and I to have the right to file our taxes jointly.

We're still having this argument after 2 years of being away.

And Senators Clinton and Obama are too fricken scared to take the leap, too.