Welfare Whore Portrait Contest

Government Welfare Whore Portrait Contest

I'll find something fabulous to give away as a prize, I promise! I want a whole gallery of entries.

As a follow up to the Molotov response post below, I'm announcing an art contest.

Send me digipix of your own artwork depicting your version of the contemporary, typical welfare whore. Gimme a title and brief description. Any media. Any size. The judges (me and my alter ego) are looking for composition, decomposition, statement, ennui, humor and vivid personal flair. No jazz hands, please. Unless...

Remember, I only want a digipix of it, cuz I don't wanna hafta to touch or smell these things.

Judging Hint 1: I don't wanna touch or smell them, but the medium is important! Bonus for real pearls!

I don't think the NEA will be involved.

The small print:
Read the following post if you don't get the idea! I am the judge. I'm final say. Talk to my legal bitches re: your rights and shit. It's a fucking contest. Don't enter if you don't want to win. You have no rights. And - don't bother submitting if it ain't good and ripe. I wanna be able to sniff the coke from your work.