Shooting for Salvation - it's a group thing

It has come to my attention from several fabulous lesbian friends that my Million Man Effort for Saturday, June 25 sounds too much like an all-boys thing.

It is and it's not.

First, politically and socially, I really want as many individuals as possible to play for salvation. Men, women, homo, hetero - it doesn't matter - salvation is available to all of us. And should be.
Under the laws of God and man. Who realllllly wants to discriminate when you're on the brink of ecstasy? Duh. So - yes, this event is open to anyone.

Shooting for Salvation
Saturday, June 25, 2005
7 pm local time

Please refer to my post from May 12 for all the details. And in addition to the likenesses of Dobson, Gannon, Robertson for the boys, we can add glossy photos of Lynne and Mary Cheney (together and separate), Tammy Faye Bakker (for nostalgia's sake), Tammy Wynette, and Shirley Dobson (the strong woman behind the man). And, like the men, all will come with crosshairs and splash guards.

And, finally, we will be distributing some addresses to which all the spent, soggy targets can be mailed after our day of spewing for salvation. Imagine the excitement on President Lips' face as he receives thousands of loaded pictures of Jeff Gannon over the next few months. I'm sure Karl Rove has never been more tickled by the thought of office wallpaper arriving piecemeal and pre-moistened.

However, Shooting for Salvation is an all boys event in that I, personally, won't be joined by any women on that day. Nor can I visualize Lynne Cheney's reaction to receiving her new wallpaper. I'm sure she will relegate us, like former someone-of-importance Sen. Kerry, to the denizens of "very bad people". For even insinuating that her wallpaper came (not-so) straight from the hearts, souls and ya-yas of lesbians.

We all have our loads to carry for eternal salvation.