from a good friend, Johnny F. M. C.

Dr. James Dobson
Focus on the Family

Dear Dr. Dobson,

I saw that you were quoted in the New York Times on January 20th regarding the recent use of the cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants in videos advocating the “homosexual lifestyle,” in particular his appearance alongside Big Bird, Barney, Clifford and JoJo in a version of the disco hit “We Are Family.” I share your concerns, and applaud your efforts to expose the conspiracy to promote the socially dangerous tolerance of gays and lesbians in our bible-based, God-loving America. Your spokesperson, quoted in the article, is absolutely correct that such videos constitute “brainwashing” and a “bait and switch.”

I live in constant fear that God will SMITE our beloved country for accepting sexual deviancy, as he did to the wicked Sodomites in the days of Abraham and Lot. That’s why we must take the fight to the faggots, rooting them out of their closets to protect our childen, families, and dogs from their horrifying predations. The people of God must not sit quietly while the forces of secular humanism devour us from within! They are targeting our children, convincing them that gay people are human, that they deserve the right to pursue happiness, that they deserve the right to marry and adopt children (which God and nature cannot give them because of their perversion). We must protect them at all costs.

I agree that the weenies of our faith (but they are not real Christians, after all) make the fatal error of equating tolerance and Godly love, as if one could treat an infection by giving it a hug. No! God’s love is best expressed by the kind of hostility and righteous indignation exemplified by your organization. We are the ones who really understand what Paul meant when he wrote in 1 Thessalonians 4:9-12, that “you yourselves have been taught by God to love one another,” and “to aspire to live, to mind your own affairs, and to work with your hands, as we directed you, so that you may behave properly toward outsiders and be dependent on no one.” We are the ones who understand what Jesus meant when he said to “love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you”: he meant to fight those persecutors with the love of God, smiting them and humiliating them as he would do, to let those outsiders know what the love of God really is!

Jesus has given us, his holy church in his chosen nation, America, the right and the power to tell others what to do and how to live their lives. And we know that deep down between the lines, Scripture teaches that the ends justify the means, so with clean consciences let’s be God’s scourge of the forces of Satan.

I would like to propose that the best solution to this problem is simply “re-education camps,” run by your God-loving foundation. We must labor endlessly to have our congress enact legislation to gather up all the homos into secure locations to receive the therapies they need to rejoin the human race, including medications, electroshock (especially to their dirty genitalia and anuses), the rack, hot wax treatments, humiliations and, if they do not change their evil ways, the gas chamber. (No doubt the CIA and representatives of the military can give you valuable advice here.) Your group has created a body of scientific research which will no doubt prove invaluable in their re-education, and the eventual eradication of the social disease of homosexuality. I urge you to contact like-minded members of Congress, for example [Sen.] Rick Santorum [R-PA], to start moving this legislation toward a vote as soon as possible. We do not know when the Lord will return on the clouds with fire and punishment! I will pray constantly that God grant this holy task to you and yours, since he could not possibly trust it to any other.

You, sir, are the conscience of our great nation.

May God’s love guide you in your crusade!

Johnny F. M. C.